Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

3 heat rating flames

 

 

HEAT RATING: Hot
SWEET RATING: Mildly Sweet

Professor Phardtpounders secret recipe is now on the market and our reviewers loved it. Despite the humorous/raunchy label the Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is good! It is medium-hot so not for everyone, but pepper heads will be able to eat half a jar in one sitting. This sauce is a mustard style sauce. Great on steaks, chicken and other meats this is a very good and humorously labeled product.

$7.95

JUST ENOUGH HEAT RATING: 8/10
SIZE: 5.7 oz

COLON CLEANER HOT SAUCE MANUFACTURER’S DESCRIPTION: 

People say our new & improved all natural Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce works better than the original formula. They say that it cures the common cold and even the flu! One old man said that after he ate some with his eggs, he remembered his wife’s name. Others say it just makes them feel good all over. We don’t know if all these claims are true, but we do know that it is absolutely delicious, it’s all natural, with no preservatives and made with pride right here in the USA. Remember, everybody knows somebody, that needs a bottle of Colon Cleaner.

INGREDIENTS: 

red wine vinegar, dijon mustard (distilled vinegar, water, #1 grade mustard seed, salt, white wine, citric acid, tartaric acid, spices and turmeric), yellow mustard (water, mustard seed, vinegar, salt, turmeric) natural sugar, onions, habanero peppers, garlic, spices, xanthan gum

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